Have a laugh! Eight silly 'dad jokes' you need in your life

• What is a cat's favourite colour?

Purrr-ple.

• What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?

A first-aid Kit.

• What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing' taxi cabs.

• Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

• Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted.

• Where did the kittens go for their field trip?

To the mewseum.

• Have you ever seen a catfish?

No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

• What US state has a lot of cats and dogs?

Petsylvania.

Jokes from http://www.ducksters.com.