Reading between the lies

I feel compelled (pandemic) to write to your newspaper (fear) in order to express my absolute belief (worry worry) that our Australian government (be afraid) under the illustrious leadership of John Winston Howard (be very afraid) is doing a wonderful job (terrorist) to look after us (threat attack) and to allay any fears (paranoia alarm) that we citizens (economic unit consumers) may have regarding our place in the world (global warming drought water crisis).

As a baby boomer (drain on the future economy bludging irrelevant) I have lived long enough to see (Islam evil fundamental terrorist) many changes to our society (queue jumper boat people illegal).

We have grown (xenophobia) from a nation based on a White Australia Policy (black bad dirty stolen assimilation genocide sorry no) to a pluralist society (Moslem danger threat Asia unjust backward) and I am proud to have witnessed this evolution (sedition preventative detention police state fascist) into a mature, democratic and secure society (bird flu terrorist sars global warming genetic engineering pandemic fear alarm drought argh were all gonna die).

So lets have three cheers for our dearly loved Illustrious Leader and effective humanist Opposition.

Yours (from the heavily medicated paranoid nervous breakdown ward),

Steve Mills

Goonellabah


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